The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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Batman

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!