The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power to be a complete troll

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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ability to fly in a plane

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to control your own mind.

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the power to spell words wrong

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!