The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to write comic books

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!