The power to transform into a homeless person.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to think.

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The power to peak braille

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!