The power to get foot-boners

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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the power to be powerless

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to create another human

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!