the power to talk to your elbow

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to breathe

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to die at will

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!