The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to poop standing up

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!