the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to annoy people

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to die when you die

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!