The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The Power of cheese

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!