The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to stop existing.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The ability to not have a super power.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!