understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power of self mind control

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to be a woman

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The power to not exercise.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!