The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to eat soap.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to have a power

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!