The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!