The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!