The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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the power to misspell

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to scare female plants.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to become demented

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!