The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to troll.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!