The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to troll.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!