the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The ability to read your own mind

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!