to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to be fireproof under water

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to turn any object into food

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to control yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!