the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to take a crap.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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to do nothing

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!