the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to waste money

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The ability to police irony

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The power to take edible shits.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to release the bogus

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!