The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to smell through your arse.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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lol

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to die

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!