- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to disintegrate yourself

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to not care.

The power to walk through air.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The power to not do it.

the power to turn into a tree

Pointless Super Powers