- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to climb up fallen trees

Acid tears.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to see through glass walls.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

Pointless Super Powers