The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to display emotions at will

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!