Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to be a common person

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to die.

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To shit bricks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!