The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!