- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

Pointless Super Powers