The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to die

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!