the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!