THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The ability to be heard in space

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!