The power to look TV

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to die

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to have no power

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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I'm a giant di

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!