The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!