The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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vomitspit

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to make cats burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!