The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!