The power to pee any color

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The ability to have no abilities.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to see into the present

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penis

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!