the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to poop out you penis

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The ability to float for half a second

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!