The power to be the ceo of BP

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!