Power to make other people rich.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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blindness

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power rangers

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!