The ability to pee your pants at will.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power of missing a finger.

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the ability to see fairy's

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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Smoke vision

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!