The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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to be bradley

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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Ladder hands.

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The power to be born again

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!