The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to fail at life

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power to create a meme

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The power to swim on land

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to drown on land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!