The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to divide by 0

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to be a walrus

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!