The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!