The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to be super jewish

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to grab a cats face

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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Imortality.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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Liam Brudenell

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!