The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!