The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to be powerless

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!