The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the power to shit brixs!

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!