The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to speak in braille...

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the ability to die without any control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!