The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to never finish your sente

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to not have any powers

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!